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« Reply #30 on: July 25, 2013, 04:48:55 pm »
Not funny one bit.
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« Reply #31 on: July 25, 2013, 09:10:55 pm »
Hehe, I stop what I'm doing and watch that ad whenever it comes on!  #cantgetenoughofthesnuff
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« Reply #32 on: July 26, 2013, 01:05:34 pm »
LMAO! Jack Shark Week yey!
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« Reply #33 on: July 28, 2013, 04:31:04 pm »

   Whew... for a minute I thought I was the only one with a Sick mind  :D

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« Reply #34 on: July 30, 2013, 01:55:27 pm »
I called the police last night to report someone was breaking in my shed, they told me there was no one available and when they had time that an officer would be sent out. I hung up the phone and called back a minute later to tell them never mind I shot them. within 5 minutes there were 4 officers out front. the would be thieves ran off and was stopped by the police. when questioned by the officer " I thought you said you shot them" I replied " I thought you said no one was available".
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