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« Reply #15 on: June 19, 2013, 08:42:58 pm »
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« Reply #16 on: June 28, 2013, 07:26:04 pm »
pulled this off of Facebook

Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough.
After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, Kin ya swallar?'
The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'
The woman begins to turn blue, and shakes her head no.
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers, and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm, and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table. His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!'
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« Reply #17 on: June 28, 2013, 07:51:02 pm »
hahaha too funny, its almost like the new West Virginia quarter, 2 dimes and a nickel taped together
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"Trail Boss" Jenn Watson
89 V8 Yj, some lift, some tires and some extras!
96 Cherokee Sport (Daves beater)
1947 CJ2-A

Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly,Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably and never regret anything that made you smile


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« Reply #20 on: July 10, 2013, 11:44:03 pm »
These guys are crazy!  I would have paid his tab and taken it off his hands.  Looks like something I'd own!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0ish567ZgU
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« Reply #21 on: July 11, 2013, 07:01:50 pm »
These guys are crazy!  I would have paid his tab and taken it off his hands.  Looks like something I'd own!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0ish567ZgU

those guys have a great job.
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« Reply #22 on: July 14, 2013, 03:10:45 pm »
  Seeing that I don't drink, this gives me a whole new perspective on MVA's...






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« Reply #23 on: July 15, 2013, 09:42:23 am »
That was a good one!  Did you see the sign out somewhere, or find it on the internet?
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« Reply #24 on: July 15, 2013, 06:43:07 pm »
  no, it was sent to me via email...

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« Reply #25 on: July 17, 2013, 12:10:48 am »
"Trail Boss" Jenn Watson
89 V8 Yj, some lift, some tires and some extras!
96 Cherokee Sport (Daves beater)
1947 CJ2-A

Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly,Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably and never regret anything that made you smile

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« Reply #26 on: July 17, 2013, 12:11:54 am »
click and watch lol...hope it works

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96 Cherokee Sport (Daves beater)
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« Reply #27 on: July 17, 2013, 02:32:23 am »
  :D :o :D :o :D :o IT WORKED.
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« Reply #28 on: July 17, 2013, 02:34:50 am »
wonder if rick will let us have a tree for the show :D
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« Reply #29 on: July 25, 2013, 04:14:25 pm »
 
   OMG... LMAO !!! er, I mean, Heart Warming, a real human interest story  :'(


   Jack  >:D
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